The (dis)Associated Press reporting the capture of Our alleged Cop-Killer Kermit Bryson. Apparently the former tattoo artist was found hiding behind his girlfriend's trailer. What, was he looking to punch cunt before going underground? This Hartleyesque ending hardly worked in Simple Men, and it certainly fails here. Lord Bryson was airlifted to a hospital after local pigs say he put a bullet through his head. We here at Officer Down, Officer Down! have our doubts. Pigs play dirty. Either way, and in the end, Kermit Bryson is just another typical pussy Abscotchalater and not the sicko-revolutionist we hoped for.
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