Breaking News! A pig Is Dead! A pig Is Dead! Niki Doyle, an event planner for the Huntsville Times, reporting that a drove of Feds are on the hunt for Kermit Eugene Bryson, an alleged cop-killer, and our Man of the Hour.
FBI agents and the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation are looking for a man who allegedly shot a police officer to death early today.
Why? To pat his back? Kiss his feet? Medals, honors, hugs and handshakes? No. A pig is dead and a man is free. The game is over.
Information on Kermit Eugene Bryson has been posted on nine digital billboards in Huntsville, four in Decatur, four in Gadsden and 13 in Birmingham. More than 50 digital billboards in four states are displaying this information, FBI spokesman Paul Daymond said.
Fed-pigs are the worst breed, a Babirusa-breed. It's filthy enough serving the state. It's another thing worshiping its cock.
Bryson is wanted for the willful killing of a police officer with a gun, Daymond said. Bryson allegedly shot a Grundy County deputy to death and wounded a Monteagle police officer while they were trying to serve a warrant at 3 a.m. today.
And so justice is served. Served and protected, so to speak.
Bryson has been added to the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation's Top 10 Most Wanted Fugitives and a $1,000 reward is offered for information leading to his arrest.
We've got a $1,000 giveaway of our own. Where is that piggy who got away....?
Bryson is to be considered armed and dangerous.
Better he than some neo-cunt cop.
Mr. Bryson, from all of us here at Cop-Killers-Unite, godspeed as you mark out your own freedom trail....the very trail that dead pig tried to obstruct. And remember, shoot to kill! Dead swine is our favorite kind.
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