And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him too (Genesis 38:7-10)

That's right you pervert-outlaws, it's Sunday, and we all know what that means...Piggy-porn clip-of-the-weak.

Doors locked? Shades drawn? Safari set to Private? You know the rest; Get out your grapeseed oil. Douse your fists, wrists, and meathooks. Lean back. Start stroking.

Welcome to the Blue Light District.

Tip Off: Not into foreplay? Skip ahead to 4:30/7:15. That's when shit gets hott.