Reader-Be-Warned: This post references the practice of cop-worshiping.

This piggie-killer is up for parole!

Convict: Theodore Bacino, born Jan. 10, 1936
Killed: On March 15, 1974, Bacino, then 38, robbed a Poplar Grove bank and took the bank president, Thomas Kniep, hostage. Bacino headed to Loves Park and later let Kniep go. Behind Scotty's Truck Stop in Loves Park, Bacino encountered Winnebago County Sheriff’s Deputy Micahel Mayborne, 28. Mayborne shot Bacino. Bacino then shot Mayborne, killing him.
Sentence: 75 to 100 years fwtf?)
Custody date: March 15, 1974
Resides: Dixon Correctional Center
Parole denied: 26 times (wtf?)
Parole hearing: June 10, 2008
Early petitions: June 2, 2008 (mailed petitions)
Final petitions: June 16, 2008 (electronic)
Parole decision: June 19, 2008

In a nutshell, Bacino doesn't give a fuck. Deputy Mayborne was pure-pig and a piss-shot. Lived like swine, died like swine. Bacino deserves to inherit not the pig's pen, but the pig's pension, the pig's possessions; Miss. Piggy and all their piglets.

This e-petition supporting his parole is out-signed 1450-40. Do we desire pig?

Please help us get this Cop-Killer, in fact, all Cop-Killers out from the pig-pen and back onto our streets.