Justice by default?
Basil Parasiris is Not Guilty of murdering a pig. This is not the awesome part. He did, in fact, murder the pig. That is the awesome part. A swat-o-swine performed a clownish predawn drug raid at his home and forgot to ring the bell. His entire defense was that he thought he was the victim of a home invasion when he rushed to grab a loaded handgun in his bedroom. Naturally, the pigs never found the blow and wounded his "hysterical" (likely coked-up) wife in an exchange of swine-shots.
The Injustice is not that Parasiris got off, but that he was ever put on. When will swine learn to knock? When will we learn that all pigs are intruders?
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